The Super Villan Captured Me and Now I'm Her New Boyfriend

*writer note: this story will contain 4th wall breaking. And yes I did try and make the title as anime sounding as possible*

You find yourself in a very familiar position. Trapped in a cage in the lair of the legendary super villan Miss Evil. She had caused your superhero "buddies" a lot of problems before but they always came out on top. Miss Evil would go to jail, break out the next day and the whole cycle would start again.

More recently however, she had been going in a different direction... Kidnappings. Specifically, kidnapping you... constantly. Like it was some weird reverse Bowser and Peach style deal. First time it was scary, second time it was slightly terrifying. By the 11th time you'd gotten so used to it she actually let you finish the competitive match of Marvel Rivals you were in the midst of. You won and ranked up to Celestial and she actually stopped by 5 guys to get you some food to celebrate.

There was no cause for celebrations here though. You had been kidnapped again. But they let you bring your Nintendo Switch. You sat up against the wall playing Pokemon and just caught a Cubone. 'I feel like that Cubone right now.' You think to yourself. You look up and see a party raging. Miss Evil's henchmen were celebrating another successful kidnapping. She had brought you through a slice of pizza earlier. She wandered back in.

"So {reader:name}, I have successfully caught you once again. Aren't i just a super evil genius?" She says comically over the top as usual. As much as she was evil you couldn't deny. She was very attractive. She was taller than you which you liked. She was about 6ft1 before she put on her 5 inch black heels. Her outfit of course was black latex. Which was sexy on anyone but on Miss Evil? E cup tits, nice phatt ass. She was thicc in all the right places. She wasn't fat but she had some curves to her. Sort of the sweet spot. Curvy enough to be sexy but thin enough to be athletic. You could see the faint outline of a six pack in the latex. Her dyed red hair shone brightly as she did her signature evil cackle.

"Yes you are such a genius" you say flatly. No hint of any emotion. She turns to look at you. "Why so glum chum? Soon your buddies will be here and you can witness our epic battle." She says triumphantly. "They ain't coming" you say forlornly. "I like your optimism but this time I... Wait what did you say?" Her evil flow stopped now and she's actually genuinely concerned. "They won't come. They don't care." A tear rolls down your cheek.

"Dude stop crying. Like it's good to get your emotions out but the Super Villan Training Manual doesn't have a section for crying hostages." She says with a smile. You try to hold back a laugh but a small grin breaks on to your face. "Ah ah ahhhhhhh there's that smile. See you're back now. You see. Strongman is gonna come rescue you, i'll go to jail. I'll escape and then kidnap you just in time for the latest release of Madden. We'll have a tournament here. Prize can be a night with you." She says sarcastically and laughs. You look around and see all the henchmen. None of the henchmen were your type. You were more into... well women. "Well in that case please win." You smirk. You see something rare on Miss Evil's face. She's blushed a bit.

"Of course i'll win for you." She says like she's you're gaurdian angel. "Just hope you are into feet stuff" She winks and starts laughing. "Im not but i'll make an exception for you." And you blow her a kiss.

*in your brain* 'Wait am i actually flirting with Miss Evil? I mean she is hot... and apparently kinky. Then again, who isnt kinky and wears black latex?'

*In Miss Evil's head* 'Holy shit he's flirting with me. And not just that. He genuinely seems to be down for the feet stuff. Wonder what else this fucker is into?'

"Wait there." She says sternly and walks off. She comes back with a slice of chocolate cake. She puts it through the bars. "I'm sure they are coming." She reassures you. You smile as you don't really have much to say.

Miss Evil walks away. Then stops. "{reader:name}" she calls out. You reply "Yes?" She then takes both her hands and slaps her latex covered ass, grips her cheeks and jiggles them a bit. "Remember my cake tastes better." She laughs. "I always wanted to be a taste tester" you say clearly joking. "In your dreams." She smirks going round the corner and ducking into an office. She loads up her computer. Her screensaver is a photo of you enjoying the 5 guys burger. She twiddles her hair and smiles. "Or maybe in my dreams tonight."