The Fetish Wish

I got really lucky.

I ordered a Bong on eBay and I got shipped the wrong thing.

Sounds bad, but hear me out.

It was a crazy looking lamp, so, naturally, I polished the poor thing.

A Genie appeared and, well, you know the drill.

"I have a good one for you, oh Immortal Being," I said, "Make sure you listen very carefully.
No wishing for lots of gold or invisibility or anything."
"Got it," the less than enthused Djinn replied.
"I wish for my Fetishes and sexual desires to be mirrored and amplified to everyone in, oh, let's say a 20-block radius."
"So, in other words, the whole Campus, Master?"
"With a little room for error, sure. That doable."

He/it thought for a second.

"That's a new one. It's...yeah, I got it. Wish...Granted!"

I waited for a few moments for something to happen.

"Did it work? How do I know?"
"You'll find out in 3...2...1..."

My roommate walked in and they said...