Wished For A Magical Touch

In Islamic culture and belief, and in pre-Islamic Arabian belief, a genie, also known as a jinn, is an intelligent, morally responsible being having supernatural powers and typically capable of assuming human or animal form. Now, it is frequently depicted as inhabiting or trapped in a bottle or oil lamp, and is capable of granting wishes when summoned. How was I supposed to know I was going to randomly find a genie out of nowhere?

It really was quite the shocker when I got the wish. Completely unexpected. It was just a normal day. But then I found it and I found a being with infinite cosmic power at the tip of their fingers (albeit with an itty bitty living space). Unfortunately, I was fucking horny back then, so I wished to be able to fuck any woman who I touched.

Well, apparently the genie had to add a condition, which is that the body part I had to touch would change each time. But usually I didn't really have a problem working with that. So I went on a journey to have meet (and fuck) new friends, beat (and fuck) old enemies, and just fuck around a lot in general. Damn, I really did fuck a lot of people. How the hell do I not have a gajillion STDs?

Oh, my bad. I still haven't told you who I am. Well, I'm...