Femboy Factory

*Inspired by GreasyMeta’s drawings of Shamrock from Robot Neoanthropinae Polynian*

Another fucking boring day, nothing interesting to do. Most of your friends were either busy or out of town for the time being. That left you with plenty of free time when you weren’t at work, but that was more a curse than a blessing. Plenty of days passed where you pined for something, anything. Today, however, was a little different. While you sat in your bed, gooning your brains out to trap hentai, you heard a knock at the door. Your bedroom was on the second floor, so you looked out the window to see a delivery truck. Strangely, this delivery truck didn’t look recognizable to any you’d seen before. Annoyed, you decided to put your pants on and see what package was being left for you. You got down stairs and, as soon as you opened the door, a box as tall as the doorframe was being pushed into your house. The mailman finished pushing the box and promptly pulled the door shut. You didn’t get a good look at their face. You were confused. You looked at the address label. This had to be a mistake, right? Why the fuck would you be sent an oversized package like this? Nope, your first and last name. Your address. This wasn’t a mistake. But when the hell did you order something like this?

“Fuck it,” you mutter, going to the cabinet to grab your boxcutter. It takes a couple minutes, but the packing tape eventually comes undone. You pull open one side of the box, and are startled when a voice comes to life.

“Ah, Master, we’ve waited so long for this day! Us robots may not need to breathe, sure, but it was so stuffy in that box!” You drop your boxcutter, stunned at what you are seeing. Emerging from the box are not one, but two robot femboys. Not only that, but they were one of your favorite femboy characters: Shamrock. The hair covering his eyes and that cute little face that looked like it was always smiling. Something about these two was very different, though. They seemed to look more… human. Instead of having paper-white silicon for skin, these two looked like actual human beings with real skin. Shamrock, in his robot form, usually had a metal headpiece as faux-hair. These two, however, had real hair. Goddammit, this made them look even more adorable than they usually did. The one that just spoke to you had beige skin with pink hair and was wearing a white leotard. The other one had brown skin, black hair, and wore a grey leotard. The black-haired one spoke.

“It was such a long truck ride, Master. We’ve been looking forward to this day for quite some time. What’s your first order?”

The two robots stood in front of you, expectantly.