Home Security

It's your job to scrub through home CCTV footage for an insurance company. It's a shit job in almost every way, and very morally questionable... but it's a little fun being able to peer into other people's lives, even if they are always just as dull as your own.

One morning started like any other. Actually, worse than most - the amount of footage you got was HORRENDOUS. 'This will be weeks of monotonous fucking work watching boring fucking people eat boring fucking sandwiches,' you thought to yourself glumly.

The file names indicated that the property you will be viewing for the foreseeable future is that of:

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