The Magic Remote

John Doe was a bit of a pervert. He enjoyed watching shows purely for the hot women, regardless of their acting talent. Anything from anime to even old childhood shows like Victorious was on the table.

So when his TV remote broke and he had to buy a new one off the Internet, he hoped everything would work smoothly. He was about to start his jerk off session to Buffy the Vampire Slayer, and he didn't want to have to manually turn on the TV.

As John aimed the remote at the TV and turned it on, a purple beam of light shot to the TV. John thought nothing of it and settled into his show.

That's when she appeared.

"What the-?" the girl asked. She sounded like...

"Are you Buffy Summers?" John asked.

"Of course I am!" Buffy said. "And who are you?"

Buffy reared up, clearly ready for a fight. John aimed the remote at her and, thinking fast, hit the pause button. He didn't expect it to do anything, but he was surprised to see Buffy freeze in place.

"What's going on?" John asked. He then remembered that the remote came with an instruction manual.

He dug the manual out of the trash and read it.

Congratulations!

You are now the owner of the Magic Remote. Using this remote, you can literally fuck any fantasy woman of your dreams. To pull a woman out of her TV world, simply aim the remote at the TV. The woman will be out of the TV, and the show will change to accommodate her absence.

The functions on the remote work on rhe women who are pulled as well.

Pause/Play: Self-explanatory. Pushing this button will cause the woman to freeze, and pushing it again will cause her to unfreeze. She will be oblivious to everything that's done to her while frozen until she is unfrozen.

Loop: This causes her to loop the last phrase and action she did.

Fast forward/slow down: Self-explanatory

Input: Allows you to place a command in the woman's head, which she will follow when she is unfrozen.

John didn't know what to think, but rhe remote was real. After all, Buffy was out of the TV and now stood paused in his living room.

He had to keep testing.

Author's note: All characters are 18 and over, even if they weren't 18 in their show.