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Like most people, I always thought there was some kind of order to the universe. That while it might not necessarily make much sense to me personally it was at the root of things a sane and rational world, but that was before all this began. Since the Gemini app came into my life, I've been **** to accept that life is far stranger and more interesting than I ever could have imagined.

But I'm getting ahead of myself, I haven't even told you my name yet...

Who am I?

(Parts of this story have been previously posted, as David Hale and the Gemini app, for the tenth anniversary competition. Reposting in order to expand on the story and allow others to contribute.)