The Manor

You walk down the poorly lit lane to a large manor house, thrilling at the sight of its windows glowing against the dark. It's a cold night, and you're eager to warm yourself inside. Of course, you're much more eager to sample the infamous delights of the unnamed manor, and you check your appointment card for the upteenth time that evening. It reads:

John Doe

Ten o'clock p.m.

First session

PAID

Please use the entrance appropriate to your sex.

As you approach the front of the house, you do indeed see two separate entrances, one marked for gentlemen and the other for ladies. Between the two doors is a small hand-lettered sign reading, "All others please proceed to the side door."