Into the Guild

It was just coming up to the closing of lunch when we had arrived at the guild. Me and Aqua were sitting at a table. Our food and drink in front of us, we were just casually munching away and chatting. It felt like old times before we’d met the other two and become a proper party… and the way she disgustingly chomped away at her meal definitely didn’t make me miss it even an ounce.

Megumin has gone off on her quest now, but what about the other one?

Well, our crusader was running around greeting everyone she could. Sometimes some people twice. It was pretty average of her, yet a small twinge of annoyance burned somewhere deep inside me. I shrugged it off though, it was probably just her leaving me alone with the Greedess in front of me. The arch-priest wolfing down another fucking leg of toad meat. Honestly, where does she put it all?

Darkness finally sat down in front of us with a gasp melting into a lewd smile.

“Oh! It stings so good…” She hummed, rubbing her ass.

“Rephucn iegrephae. Perrae hear gomphreth ewe affeay.” Aqua… spoke? Her gross mouth full of chewed up toad meat roughly translated to: I can imagine, people have been greeting you all day today.

“Chew.” I warned and kicked her under the table. I turned to Darkness. “You’ve gotta be used to it by now though right? Considering it’s normal for that to happen.”

Aqua swallowed her mouthful then agreed. “Yeah, if anything the people greeting you weren’t prepared for how tough your ass was. That defence stat of yours really hurt their slapping hand.”

“My ass is not hard!” She blurted out.

She was interrupted by Luna slapping her ass.

“Ow. I dunno Darkness.” She said waving her injured palm around. “You could at least get the armour away from down there.”

“...I’m not wearing any armour…” She said with a sigh.

“Ah.” Luna replied, looking awkwardly away. “Well can I get anything else for you guys?”

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Luna left after she delivered us another round of drinks. I wouldn’t normally have so much **** at lunch but Darkness seemed her regular level of insistence so we went along with it. Aqua obviously was not denying a free chance to wet her beak.

“Ahhh! What a great day this turned out to be!” She exclaimed after a swig of her drink. “I don’t know how Vanir did it but these earrings let me be as perverted as I want! The world is my oyster!”

I turned to Aqua. “So what are you gonna do with your day off?”

She considered the question. “Hmm. Probably go home and relax a bit. We had those long days of questing recently and I’m feeling lazy.”

“H-hey!” Darkness spoke up again. “Maybe I should change something else! Like making everyone spit at me on the street! Shout harmful remarks to me wherever I go!”

I turned to Aqua. “Lazy sounds pretty good right now. My muscles really feel tense after hauling all that monster meat to that noble’s house.”

Aqua nodded but looked a little sad. “Makes sense... Too bad about that guys’ pet. He really didn’t seem happy about what happened to his dragon.”

“I’ll have a parade to my shame! They’ll tie me up behind a slow moving horse so everyone can throw rotten fruit and kick me!”

I shrugged, “He shouldn’t have hired us if he wanted a job done well. People really ought to know about Megumin’s tendencies by now.”

Suddenly I was grabbed by Darkness. “I’ll get everyone in the guild to ravage me right here! On this table! What do you think about that Kazuma?!”

What did I think? Wasn’t it nothing to think about? “Whatever.”

She shook my shoulders desperately, my head flopping around. “I could do it! Everyone here could be bent to all of my perverted whims Kazuma! Doesn’t that make you angry?! Don’t you want to scold me?! Yell?!”

“Not really Darkness. You haven’t really done anything unusual.”

“N-Nothing?! Well, h-ho-how about-!” She reached down and grabbed my dick through my pants. “T-this!” It flexed a little at her touch but nothing else really happened.

“What about it?” I asked.

She looked at me like she normally would; terrified. “...eh? Seriously? No… t-this can’t be happening…”

I just went back to my conversation with Aqua. We were planning to see what minor quests needed to be done in the next few days but after lunch we’ll head home. There was probably some fun to be had there, even if it’s just counting my money from Vanir.

My frog meat landed plainly against the floor. Of course it had been after Darkness’ chest plate collided with it. She had begun stripping herself down in the way that she would, now just wearing her black shirt that she wears under her armour. “This will be my final attack to break your spell Kazuma! If the sight of your favourite breasts to stare at, bared to the world, doesn't get you excited then I don’t know what else will!” Her hands gripped either side of the lining of the tight shirt, “I-I-I’ll do it! E-everyone here will see my t-tits Kazuma!”

“Yeah, that’s what’s going to happen if you open your shirt Darkness.”

“B-but- won’t I be embarrassing you?! They’ll all know what kind of woman you have on your team!”

“They already know I have her on there.” I gestured to Aqua.

“Hey!” She moaned and kicked my leg lightly. “Just let Darkness show her boobies to the guild Kazuma. Why do you have to be mean to me?”

I shrugged. “I’m not stopping her.”

“Then don’t be mean to me!” She pouted. “I thought you’d want to see her big boobies, you pervert trash!”

You’d think so, but the prospect seemed rather plain right now. I couldn’t even really think of why. “I said I’m not stopping her.”

“F-Fine!” Shouted Darkness. “Then here!”