Interviews Part 8

Blood Mary

Queen of England

"Yo."

"What do you think of your placement in this week's challenge?"

"Not sure, I didn't see any of the other contestants sessions, but I'm having a hard time thinking Erica had a wilder fuck than what I gave Stan this week."

"You'd be surprised. Besides, sex isn't always about how depraved you are. Maybe one of the girls had a very sweet, and caring session, that really connected with the audience."

"Yeah I'm not buying it. I know for a fact Boudica was drinking piss. I guess the audience has spoken."

"No, please, don't. They just like Boudica they didn't like pee. She's always in fourth place."

"We can't know that for sure."

"She got forth place! Why wouldn't you try and copy what Erica did?"

"That's a good point. By the way, you're aware that she and I slayed your dragon right?"

"Of course. I know all see all ya little tomato. You'll get your points after transformations."

"Got any suggestions on what I should spend them on?"

"You've got a mirror for that cutie, I'd ask it."

Erica

Avatar of Joan of Arc

"I bet you're feeling pretty good right now."

"Listen Skylar.”

“First place twice in a row. That’s a record any girl would be jealous of.”

“I know we’ve been rubbing against each other this week, but Joan and I are committed to finishing this game.”

“I’m going to eliminate you at the end of today’s ceremony.”

“W-what why?”

“You broke the rules, it’s called Harem Hotel, not Harem Road-trip you can’t just… oh man, oh man! Someone write that down. Harem Road-trip get your chicks in Route 66. Ohhh my goodness I can be a cowgirl, oh my gosh I have the cutest pink boots back in my trailer. Okay, challenges, hitchiking, whoring at a gas station, amazing race style. Okay how about this? We divide the trip into legs. For each leg a contestant has to get their own ride, but the winner gets to ride with the master. Maybe like a big rig, or just a party bus. Just a cute little suburban. Oh my gosh okay, so get this. We visit all these Americana land marks right, but we touch them up. Bimbo Statue of Liberty, Mt.Rushmore but it’s just their penises. Oh this is good, this is so good.”

“Umm…”

“Oh, right sorry. Yeah I’m just going to turn you into a baby slut and be done with it.”

“We saved your show, we told you about Morgan.”

“I saved my show, I brought back Stan.”

“Joan brought back Satan.”

“After you all broke the golden rule and left set. No one leaves the set. I’m probably not even going to be able to realize the incredible race across the salt flats all of the contestants will participate in in Harem Roadtrip, life is a Fiveway.”

“I liked the other one better.”

“Yeah, it had a better flow. No one really says five way.”

“It’s just an orgy at that point.”

“Yeah.”

“Is this because of what my wish is going to be? Do you want someone else to win?”

“Here’s the thing about me Erica, I love love. I don’t care who wins as long as everyone is happy.”

“No one in that club looked happy.”

“Well that club doesn’t really count, we had other creatives there with other tastes. You should see my latest harem, you’d think you’d entered a nut house they’re smiling so big.”

“So it’s the wish then?”

“I don’t care about the wish either. I just care that the show is fair, and that the audience is enjoying themselves. If you wished saved your whole world, and this was the last episode of television to air anywhere, that’s just good T.V. What I care about is that you and Joan are cheaters. When I brought her onboard I didn’t realize how little control over her I had. That’s my mistake, and I’m going to fix it.”

“She‘ll kill you Skylar. She’ll destroy this entire show if you touch me.”

“Once you’re eliminated your soul will be bound to Satan. Without you as an Anchor to this world, she’ll be stuck. Back in heaven. Like a contestant on the side of the road with a flat tire. She need to get to Albuquerque by the morning or she’ll be eliminated. She brushes sweat from her brow. Her big breasts shimmer with moisture. They’re sunburnt and freckled, She just got divorced, she wanted to see the world, her husband kept her like a prisoner, but now she’s a prisoner to the game. Though she is modest in all ways she pulls those big sweaty yams out of her tops and dangles them by the side of the road. She needs a ride, she needs to be In Albuquerque by the morning.”

“Skylar, I’m really trying to save my life here, please focus.”

“Oh sorry. I’m going to eliminate you.”

“I KNOW!”

“Then what’s there to talk about?”

“There must be something you want, from me.”

“I’m sorry little girl, there’s no way out of this. You need to be punished.”

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Elizabeth

Mistress of Blood

“Saved by the Cleo.”

“I’ll say. I’m in her debt.”

“Scary place to be.”

“No worse than this place.”

“Maybe, what do you think of the audience canning your performance?”

“Considering Eve got below me, and I didn’t even do anything. I’ll take it.”

“You’re awfully cool right now.”

“I’ll admit, this trait has given me a sense of saftey.”

“I’d be cautious about taking Eve’s advice too seriously. It’s a thousand pounds between here and victory.”

“I’m not planning on going that far. I’m just saying I have room to experiment.”

“Very little room. But it’s nice to see you plotting.”

“It’s not fair you know, bringing me in half way into the show. All the other girls were already adjusted.”

“Sorry sweetie. We don’t do this to be fair, we do it for the ratings.”

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Eve

Mother of Humanity

“Think you can keep yourself together?”

"Yes Mommy."

"Gross."

"So you came in last, and still got your massive boost in points. Congrats. Unfortunatley this is going to be your first round in a long time where you're taking on the sins of the whole group. How do you feel?"

"Not great if I'm being honest. As you may know Cleo made a few upgrades to me, one of which includes me taking all my traits to the max, which is kind of hot. You know. I just go off the deep end whenever, but I know the punishments... well they look pretty rough for this week."

"Oh they're cruel, I'll admit to that."

"Yeah, can't wait to see them upgraded."

"Upgrading punishments does make them more intense, but it offers bonuses as well. If anyone is up for the challenge you are."

"Besides that I'm in good shape. Stan and I have come to an understanding, and If I'm lucky I'll bet at 100 points before this week is even over."

"Yeah, Stan's a special guy, glad you've made common cause with him, but I dunooooo Eve. I don't think you make it to 100 points."

"Are you... are you wanting to bet on it?"

"That depends... what are we offering?"