Interrogation

Peter tried to object to this, but his voice was quickly muffled as Karen (controlling the suit) sauntered over to the dealers. “Hello boys, mind if I pop in?” Said Karen, using the suit’s microphones to speak.

The goons quickly turned around and aimed their weapons, only to be stunned at the sight. It looked like that Spider-Man guy, only a very attractive lady. “What the-? Who are you? You the Spider!? Wait, I thought you were a dude?” The dealer asked.

“Ha! Oh trust me, I’m all woman!” Karen said, to Peter’s silences dismay. “And I’m not here for a fight. I’ve been sent here by your boss as a reward for a job well done.” Each of Karen’s words dripped with sexuality.

The seller lowered his weapons and headed for Spider-....Woman, as she was now. “The Big Man sent you? I knew he was a cool guy!” He then grabbed the suit’s inflated ass and brought her closer.

Peter was basically yelling about how weird this all was, but no one could hear him. “NO! NO! I DONT LIKE THIS! THIS IS TOO WEIRD! THIS IS WHAT I GET FOR MESSING WITH THIS STUFF! WHY- wait? What did he say? The Big Man! I’ve heard about him, this is his doing? I might be able to catch him! Karen did you get that?” Karen’s in-suit responded affirmatively.

Spider-Woman Karen responded to the dealer’s advances. “Hold it big boy, you don’t get to play with me until you report to the boss”

The goon said “aww, but the docks are like half an hour away! Can’t I have a little fun with you now?”

“Did you hear that Karen? Search all Docks half an hour away, and cross check it with any suspi-“ Peter was interrupted by Karen.

“No need, only one docking area in the proximity. We’ve got him. Let’s finish this.”

“My pleasure!” Peter responded, and then he was given full control of his suit again. He immediately head butted the Seller of the weapons, escaping his grasp. Peter leaped away, then swung back to knock out the guy out. Meanwhile, the buyer of the weapons took his new Chitauri energy launcher and started shooting at Peter. Peter was able to dodge it a few times, with the blasts hitting the ground or the vans, but as Peter was trying to dodge the final one, he ducked under the blast. Unfortunately, his suit was still inflated, and so the “breasts” were partially caught in the blast.

Knocked down, Peter saw the crook trying to get away, so he quickly webbed his legs and pulled him to the ground, knocking the guy out. Peter got up and quickly webbed the two crooks together. “Karen, inform SHIELD of these two’s location, and then set up a map of where I should go. Karen?” Karen wasn’t responding.