Instructions are for losers

The doorbell rings to your house as you rush over opening the door to find a delivery man with a 6'5 box about 6 inches taller then yourself.

"What have you ordered? If I may ask" He says as hands you the order form to sign.

"Oh...Just something to spice up my living space" afraid of what he may think if he found out about your submissive tendencie, He nods as you thank him taking the forms and closing the door behind him, you scurry over locking it behind him.

As you inspect the box, there is a large print on the side with a manual attached to it expressing that you MUST READ THE- Blah Blah Blah nonsense "I can figure this out" you think to yourself beginning to open the box.