Inspired to start fresh: Petite women must now sit on dildos

As you sit there with your dick still inside your satisfied girlfriend, you realize how inconvenient it's going to be for her to always be on your lap whenever you are out. Sure, you enjoyed it this time, but having her always blocking your access to the table would probably get annoying eventually, not to mention that constantly getting boners would mean you would have to constantly stop what you're doing to cum inside her. You had your fun, but now it's time for rules that are less obstructive for you.

You reach around Christina and erase the majority of the rules you wrote about petite women sitting in people's laps, save for the one where their SO has the right to fondle them as much as they want (that one is definitely a keeper). In their place, you write a modified and expanded version of the rule that started it all, along with a few others you figured would be nice to have.

OLD RULE: Petite women are not allowed to sit in a chair that does not have a dildo either strapped onto or built into the seat. The dildo must be at least five and a half inches in length and two and a half inches in circumference, and the petite woman has to sit in such a way that the dildo is fully inserted into either her vagina or asshole.

OLD RULE: Petite women in a romantic relationship with a man are allowed to substitute the penis of their lover for a dildo, regardless of the size of said lover's penis. Petite women in a romantic relationship with another woman may also sit on their lover's lap, provided that the lover is wearing an appropriately-sized strap-on dildo. In both cases, the lover gets to decide what hole the petite woman has to fill, and male lovers are allowed to cum inside the petite woman as many times as they wish.

OLD RULE: The vagina and asshole of a petite woman can take even the largest cock or commercial dildo without tearing or other serious injury, and will always maintain their elasticity. No matter how far they are stretched out or for how long, their holes will always snap back to their virgin tightness a few seconds after whatever is inside them is removed.

You feel Christina's vagina tighten a little on your member, which you take as a sign that your new rules have gone into effect. You tap her on the shoulder and say, "Hey babe, no offense, but I want to finish my drink. Can you go back to your seat?"

"Aww, but I like it here," she coos, wrapping her arms around your neck, "You sure you don't want me to stay a little longer?"

"Sorry, but I'd prefer to drink my coffee with my pants pulled up," you tease.

"Fiiiiiiine," she groans, pushing herself away from you, "Just give me a second to get ready."

You're about to ask what she needs to be ready for when she inhales sharply and pulls herself off of your dick. She keeps her legs spread apart, and as she hurriedly waddles over to her seat you notice that her thong now had a small opening in the crotch to allow her pussy to remain unobstructed. The petite Latina quickly straddles the chair, then lowers herself down, her eye twitching slightly as what you presume to be the dildo that was hidden by the table goes into her vagina.

Once she's fully lowered onto the sex toy, she lets out a sigh of relief, "Phew, that was close. I could feel myself beginning to tighten up again as I was sitting down."

"Not a fan of going in tight?" you ask, the pieces falling into place.

"Not really," she says, shaking her head, "I know that a few girls like it, but I find it to be a little too uncomfortable, and I think a lot of petites would agree with me."

"Well, you are able to pleasure yourself at least, right?" you ask.

"Only if I bounce in my chair like this," she says, her body doing exactly that to show you. She lets out a small gasp, then stops, "But I'm not going to bother people by doing that in a public place."

"Yeah, I'm sure you won't," you say with a knowing grin, "Besides, I like seeing you do that on my dick better."

"Oh stop it," she says, before taking another sip of her mocha.

Curious, you look around for the petite businesswoman, and are surprised to see her still on the floor trying to do her work. You wonder why, until a waitress comes up to her holding a large green strap-on dildo. She gets the petite woman's attention, and you strain your ear to listen to what they're saying.

"Excuse me, miss? I got your seat-dildo here."

"About damn time," the businesswoman says, "What took you so long?"

"Sorry, but it was in the back, and whoever took it off last forgot to wash it," the waitress says as she starts strapping the dildo securely onto the chair.

You see the businesswoman grumble under her breath while she collects her things. She thanks the waitress, then sets her stuff on the table. You expect her to just sit right down, and so are shocked when the brunette instead sticks her hand into a well-hidden slit in her panties and starts fingering herself in the middle of the cafe. She closes her eyes for a few moments while she works herself up, then pulls her fingers back out, leaving her pussy visibly wet. She then positions her crotch above the dildo and slowly lowers herself onto it. You see the woman wince as it enters her, and she bobs in place once or twice to make sure it goes fully inside of her. Once it is, she gently scoots her chair forward and resumes her work, now 'properly' seated.

"See, that's why I always bring my own dildo," Christina points out, shaking you out of your shock, "The ones here are too big, and even if they weren't a public one being available in general isn't always a guarentee."

"Yeah, I can see that," you say, focusing on your girlfriend once again, "Then again, you also have me."

"That I do," she says with a flirty smile, "And between you and the dildo..."

She pauses, then grins and says, "I like Strappy better."

"Oh, bullshit," you say, causing her to break out in laughter, "You weren't saying that a minute ago."

"A minute ago, I was on your lap," she says as she catches her breath, "But seriously, I do like the feel of you better. I just wish it didn't come with all the issues."

"Issues?" you ask her, "Like what?"

"Pregnancy, for one," she says. Upon seeing your now very worried expression, she reassures you, "Relax, Nick! I'm on the pill. I'm not planning on having your kids anytime soon."

Once you calm back down, she continues, "Even disregarding that though, there's the fact that half the time you end up blowing your load in me at some point, and the semen is not particularly fun to clean up. Not to mention the fact that I have to get up every time you need to get up to do something like take a piss, which makes me either have to go back to the dildo or tighten up again while you're gone. And of course, it all depends on getting you hard first, which isn't tough admittedly, but still a little bit of an inconvenience. With the dildo, I just need to worry about making sure I'm lubed up enough before insertion, which is an issue all in itself, especially if I need to go anal for whatever reason."

"I see," you say, your mind already buzzing with ideas. Perhaps there was a way you could fix some of those issues with a rule or two...