Inside the closet and into another world

The closet! Once inside you could ask Noelle for help without having to expose yourself. It looks a lot darker than it should, but you don't care, you just run inside without thinking, Susie still clinging to your arm. And then you fall.

You don't know how, but you are falling. Not even falling exactly, you are immersing yourself into something as it envelops you. Your clothes change around you, your shirt transforms into a chest plate, your pen jumps out of your pocket into your hand as it changes to a hallbeard, and your glasses transform into an advanced visor. Still no pants tho.

You stop. You didn't realize exactly when, but you stopped moving. There's ground beneath you now, so you stand up. Looking around you manage to start distinguishing a landscape as your eyes adjust to the dark. "BERDLY WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE!?". So Susie is here too, great. She comes charging after you, her clothes also changed into armor and an axe larger than you in her hand.

Before you can decide if you are better off surrendering or running away, a voice echoes "Please halt lighteners, you mustn't fight amongst yourselves". Susie stops in her tracks. "Says who?". The meadow is suddenly illuminated, allowing you to see the owner of the voice more clearly. A cute goat girl in robes and a magic hat.

"I'm Ralsei, the princess of this land of shadows, and I welcome you oh great heroes", she says with a bow "Please, allow me to assist you in your journey in any way I can". "What fucking journey?" roars Susie "I still don't even know where needle dick over there brought us". Ralsei seems a bit shocked by Susie's rude behavior, "then, please, allow me to explain...", Susie interrupts "And you better do it quick".

Ralsei obliges and quickly explains about the prophecy...