Insanity!

The days that followed were filled with...well, it was abnormal, to say the least. For one thing, the Prinnies tried to do EVERYTHING for us. Etna and I woke up to the trio setting out our clothes for the day. Bea had even gone out and gotten Etna more clothes...all noticibly quite sexy. Judging by the reciepts, Bea had legally purchased them. ...the question was...HOW? I had no money missing from my wallet, no money missing from my bank account, all cards accounted for...

So how the hell did Bea pull it off?! When the Prinnies left, Etna turned to me, gripping my shoulders. "John...how did she know my measurements?" she asked, looking rather disturbed. Hugging her, I shook my head. "I don't know, baby...I don't know..." I whispered. And both of us were afraid to ask. Bea was starting to become the single most disturbing Prinny of all.

While Bea was going out of her way to please Etna, Abby was focusing more on me. I was watching television one day when Abby just sprang up from behind the chair I was sitting at and started to massage my shoulders. "You looked a bit tense, dood," she whispered, a grin that rivaled Etna's on her face. "Just relax...let Abby work allll that tension out, John..."

The only seemingly sane one was Cammi, who went about doing normal chores but at...extensive lengths. White gloves on her hands to find any errant dust, surgical mask over her face and a belt lined with cleaning supplies, she seemed to be in every room we entered, busily cleaning...and strangely enough, she always seemed to JUST be finishing when we entered. On the plus side, my lawn never looked better and my gutters were cleaned for the first time in years.

So Bea was catering to Etna's every whim, Abby to mine...and Cammi was just about EVERYWHERE. Including the bathroom when I stepped out of the shower.

Etna started locking the bedroom door at night...for all the good it did. Yet we couldn't punish them for it! They were doing a good job! Just...TOO good a job.

So at weeks end, the points were tallyed up and...