In the pillory of a nearby farming hamlet

Your keen eyes scout about, noting a nearby hamlet of farmhouses, and the disused pillory at the center. You speed up, moving faster than can be perceived, and scoop Evellyn up to deliver her to the distant hamlet. Once there you bend her over, untie her hands, and then place her neck and wrists through the wooden block. This pillory is placed low from the ground, forcing Evellyn to be placed down on her knees. You lock the block in place, and stand back.

Evellyn realizes her new situation, and immediately starts struggling, violently shaking her wrists inside the holes to little effect. Curses and swears start pouring out of her mouth to a degree you didn't expect her to be capable of, forcing you to quickly acquire a rag to gag her with.

You also quickly find a piece of parchment to write down a message for the local peasants, which you then attach to the pillory. These instructions read:

"dearest serfs, this harlot was found wandering the public path in this veritable state of complete undress. I hand her over to thee, to offer punishment for a duration of one to two hours, to be delivered by the hand upon the buttock. Thou are at liberty to feel the firmness of the bosoms, so thee may be prepared to reject the sight of them if she attempts to seduce thee away from virtue.

Lord Beedeyesem"

As you walk away from the scene, you can hear the commotion beginning behind you, as surprised peasants and farmhands start gathering and excitedly cop a feel (not just upon the bosoms), and begin spanking the noble knight until her ass is red, eliciting muffled yelps from a red-faced Evellyn.