In the Super Mario Bros Series

When you woke up, you sat up and looked around.

You were lying near a green pipe in a green field near a forest and some flower fields. As you got up, you recalled that you had been playing one of the Super Mario games, but couldn’t recall which one.

On a whim, you looked inside the green pipe. Inside was darkness. A quick shout produced some echoes. There was no rock nearby to toss inside to see how deep the pipe went.

“Might as well find civilization around here,” You muttered as you walked towards a flower field, one that had tall flowers with white petals and red pistols. After you saw some rustling that clearly wasn’t from the wind, you said, “Ah-ha! Just gotta hope it’s a person and not an animal.”

The closer you got, the more the rustling happened. Not wanting to scare whoever it was, you called out, “Hey! Hey! My name is John Doe! I think I’m lost!”

You heard what sounded like several women giggling in response. You noted that the flowers were taller than you, like a few feet taller.

As you entered the flower field, the leaves of the flowers kept touching you in ways that felt like they were feeling you up.

“Hello! Hello? Hello? Hel-” You called out right until some of the longer leaves wrapped around you and picked you up. You were held in front of one of the flowers, letting you see that the red pistol looked just like a big pair of red lips. “What the?”

The flower’s lips smirked right before they kissed you right on your mouth for a few seconds. After the flower moved away from your face, you felt that it left a kiss mark made of pollen and nectar.

The flower then passed you to another flower, which also kissed you. This continued several times until you heard someone call out, “Let them go, you Snapdragons!”

You were saved by Princess Peach and a few of her toads. She was dressed in a t-shirt, shorts, and a backpack. All pink, of course. She used a parasol and her toads used long walking sticks as bats. They also had on pollen masks.

‘So I wandered in a field of Snapdragons from Super Mario RPG: Legend of the Seven Stars..Huh…’ You thought before you fell on the ground. Peach quickly helped you up before she pulled you into a run.

Once clear of the Snapdragon flower monsters, A toad said, “What were you doing in that field? Don’t you know they can put you to sleep with their Pollen Nap Attack?”

Before you could respond, Princess Peach said, “They were kissing him, not putting him to sleep. I find that a bit odd…”

Then she looked at you and blushed. After looking at her Toads, she said, “Anyways, we have enough herbs and mushrooms for healing potions. Let’s go back to the castle.”

Peach then looked back at you and asked, “I am Princess Peach Toadstool of the Mushroom Kingdom. I decided to collect a few things on my day off. Who are you?”

“I am John Doe. I was playing a video game and I somehow wound up there,” You answered before pointing at the warp pipe… which retracted back into the ground. “Is… Is that normal around here?”

“Sometimes. We’ll have to contact the Sprixies tomorrow and have them get the pipe back out,” Peach replied with a frown. “If you want, I can let you stay in a guest room in my castle.”

“That would be great, but is there anything I can do to pay you back?” You asked.

"Perhaps help out around the town near my castle. Here, use my handkerchief," Peach replied, handing you her handkerchief. As you used it to wipe of the pollen and nectar, Princess Peach and her Toads removed their masks.