In about a Week

Other Gwen opens the door, having gone shopping with MJ and Felicia.

Other Gwen: Me, I'm home!

Gwen is in the living room, reading a book and only wearing shoes.

Other Gwen: Look at all these cute dresses and shoes I got today. Hell of a discount day too. You ever seen clothes this good?

Gwen gives her a stink eye.

Other Gwen: Right, you wouldn't know. At least you have shoes and are hot.

Gwen: Would being attracted to yourself count as ****?

Other Gwen: I think there's a term for it but I don't care. I'll make dinner. Especially after a few days ago.

She giggles while Gwen crosses her arms. Remembering how she tried to cook for the two, only to end up burning her clothes off. And that was just the first time. The other one had her drop water on her and that's when she had to take off her clothes. And then when eating, more food fell more on her body than on her mouth. For days now, she's had to accept being naked. Gwen can't even bother to cover up her naughty bits. While at dinner, Gwen makes sure each bite lands carefully on her mouth.

Other Gwen: Jesus woman, you aren't being held at gunpoint.

Gwen: You know how bad things end up for me!

Other Gwen: Things can't end up worse!

Suddenly a bird breaks in through the window, flapping its wing over Gwen's face.

Gwen: What the--

She slaps the bird away only for it to go back annoying her. Gwen is **** back at her feet, walking backwards. She throws her arms and accidently breaks the door and falls through. Her legs outstretched and into the outside world.

Random citizen: Whoa!

Gwen covers herself up quickly before going back in, covering her finely shaped booty. Other Gwen heads out quickly.

Other Gwen: Please don't say anything?

A few minutes later and Gwen is stomping at the floor.

Gwen: I've had it! This is such bullshit! Did I piss God off?! What did I do to deserve this! This is the worst!

Other Gwen: Maybe it's a sign?

Gwen: What sign?! My life can't keep going like this!

A portal opens up and Gwen gives it a **** glare.

Gwen: I know what's gonna happen! I'm gonna fall in and be humiliated, but no more! I'm not-

Other Gwen pushes her alternate universe self through the portal.

Other Gwen: Goodbye other me! Your ass was fine! Have fun going elsewhere!

The portal and Other Gwen sighs happily.

Other Gwen: Finally, the house all to myself. And now...

She pulls out her phone, finally preparing the send a remix video she did of Gwen's constant humiliation. Gwen herself finally lands on another Earth. Landing body first on sand.

Gwen: Fucking other me! And sand...this is new.

She stands up and around her is a rather new site too. A nudist beach! People almost seem nonplussed over her naked body. For once, she actually isn't being pointed at and either worshipped or laughed at. It's actually refreshing. She walks around and even gets something to drink.

Gwen: I mean...I want to leave...but man, finally, something not-

5 minutes later and Gwen has apparently won a Best Ass Contest. She finds herself in a podium and people are hollering at her glorious body.

Announcer: We don't know who you are but DAMN!

She's given flowers and people are chanting for her to shake her ass.

Gwen: Well...at least I won something.

She sighs before someone comes up to her and turns her around. They yell in joy over her ass being showcased.

Gwen: Who the-