In a room that isn't his

Tracy woke up to the sounds of birds squawking at the beach. As he sat up his vision was blurred and he had a killer headache. On top of that he felt like he was gonna puke, along with a sore ass and jaw. He crawled out of bed, not realizing he was naked, he eventually made it to the bathroom, in which, he was able to pull himself up to the sink and rinse his face.

After he felt somewhat able to lift his head he took a glimpse of himself in the mirror, realizing he was nude. Not only that he stunk of some foreign substance. 'Probably the ****' he thought himself. HE couldn't seem to remember anything from the night before, or why he wasn't in his own bed and room. Why did he feel so sore in the jaw and why did his ass and legs hurt so much?

After some rummaging he found his clothes and got dressed, so that he could limp into the hallway. As he walked out he noticed that he was on the 9th floor, and clear on the other side of the resort. So thus begun is long trek to his room. As Tracy limped to his room, he tried to fill in the gaps in his memory with logic. the black out, headache, and sore jaw seem to point towards ****, since he had a few heavy hitters last night before he blacked out. The legs were probably from all his walking. His sore ass though? No clue, to be honest Tracy had no idea if his guesses were right, but it was enough to put his mind at ease.

After about 30 minutes he made it to his room on floor 2, but didn't notice he had forgot his own room key. He slid down in front of his door, he knew he wouldn't be able to walk, especially not in this pain. As all hope seemed lost a housekeeper approached him and helped him up. Tracy explained his situation, not noticing his voice sounded much more feminine than yesterday, and the housekeeper nodded her head, and with a smile unlocked his door.

"Thank you so much ma'am, you're a life saver" Tracy said with the biggest grin.

"No worries Miss, be more careful next time!" The housekeeper walked away with her cart as Tracy entered his room, full of relief . He stumbling into his bathroom, and got undressed, as the bath began to fill up. before it got to full he added the hotels complementary bubble bath soap to it. Once he was done he hoped in to enjoy a nice refreshing bath. He began to feel his pain slip away, as he drifted off to sleep...