In a park

He and a friend, an otter, walked into a park together, the first one to get a lady's number won. Simple as that, loser had to do whatever the winner said. Oak wasn't planning anything crazy for the otter just do his laundry or make breakfast, but the otter had other ideas... They started right after they got to the center of the park. Instantly they both bolt off in opposite directions, Oak goes over to the water fountain to engage in a conversation. He tried talking to this one bunny girl. She seemed relaxed enjoying her day. Up until Oak started speaking to her, instantly she was dismissive of him. Oak tried his luck elsewhere but it seemed nobody really wanted to speak with him. Oak decided to just fake it. After all it was probably his only shot at winning. So he writes down a number, starting with their area code. He calls the otter up saying that he won. To meet him back at the center of the park. The otter was in disbelief, he didn't think the deer would get a number.

The otter was suspicious to say the least... "Give the number here"

"What for?" the deer replied.

"I'm gonna call it to see if you're cheating or not"

"Fine, call it"

The number went directly to a fax machine... that was possibly the worse number for him to choose and now the otter definitely knows he lied.