In a manner of speaking

A few moments later you touch down on the black marble floor of the Vampiric halls. Two guards block your way and bark "Whats your business here?" and "No trespassers" at you. Straightening your back and spreading your wings, giving yourself a imposing(you hope) appearance you say"Get out of my way... I am here for Lucinda...". Looking at each other the guards quickly step back, one says as you pass"Sorry sir, we had no idea you where the Masters prime minion" You bare your teeth at them and step inside.

Walking around inside you see all kinds of vampires running around, carrying things from weapons to potions and from food supplies to a bound goblin. Grabbing a passing vampire by the shoulder you ask him where you can find Lucinda. He looks confused at first but then tells you to go to the mage quarters second level. When you want to ask him where the hell that is he has moved past you in his previous direction. "Crazy vampires" you mumble to yourself. Mentaly asking the midget where the mage quarters are you study the walls around you. "Door with the pentagram above it knucklehead, now stop bothering me, i'm having my annual bath" Smirking you walk towards the door he pointed you at.

Five minutes later you stand in front of Lucinda's door, well according to the name besides the door that is. You knock and wait. nothing happens. You knock again harder this time. Nothing happens. You get tired of waiting and break the door open. Inside you see a woman sitting with a book, fingers in her ears. You walk up to her and tap her shoulder, she jumps up ad looks at you. "Who are you? And what are you doing in my quarters?" she says, an suspicious look in her eyes. You reply"I am the masters Minion, i have no name yet, i am here on his orders." Looking you over she calms down a little, a smile forms on her lips indicating she at least doesn't find you repulsive, "You seem to speak to the truth, i sense his power in you. What are you here for?" "I am here to court you and take command of you and your elementals."

Her face shows flashes of different emotions for a moment, then she regains her composure and walks towards a couch and motions for you to sit at the chair opposite of it. As you sit down she starts talking: "Well masters minion, your sense of romance is not all that great, we can work on that don't worry, honestly i was getting a bit lonely... For now how about we get to know one another a bit better, and then deal with the masters orders hm?". You nod in agreement and settle back into the couch.

a few hours of chatting and a light meal later

"I am impressed, you actually took out a group of heroes hours after being created... " "I just followed the masters orders Luci" "But still... The master does create some incredible things..."
Her eyes meet yours, her mind seems to have been made up. "You are great company Minion, we will come up with a name for you later don't worry, but if you are here to court me then you must follow the traditions of my race. If a vampire courts another vampire the male is to bring the female a trophy of a battle won. Do you have something like that Minion?" You run your mind over your spoils of war and try to find something worthy of this vampire lady, in the few hours you chatted with her you found her to be funny, intriguing and entertaining. In short, you really like this woman. Reaching into your magical storage device you focus on the staff you looted, thinking that if it was used for magic she might benefit from it. You bow before her, and offer her the staff while speaking "My dear Luci, please take this staff i looted of an elven sorcerer not half a day ago, i hope i can satisfy the vampiric custom this way" Lucinda takes the staff and studies it for a few minutes, when she looks up she is beaming with happiness, "I am amazed minion, this staff was crafted from an high grade elven tree, it is the perfect reagent for one of my spells! Consider the customs passed." with that she walks up to you and kisses your maw, "so my fierce drakain lover, what shall we do now that you have successfully courted me?"