Chapter 3
by 
sexyslave
Where and when does it land?
In Konoha, at the start of Shippuden.
The Lamp clattered gently against the ground as it landed in an alley. It happened to be fairly close to several locations of small note, between Ichiraku Ramen, a few apartment complexes, a dango shop, and Team Ten's favorite barbecue place.
The lamp settled in to wait for either a lucky soul, or a seemingly unlucky one, though ultimately lucky either way, given the sheer level of the joys it offered, to lay hands on it.