Illegal Swimwear

When the three women reached the beach, two of them immediately took off everything and headed for the water. The third woman stayed in her bikini. Her friends stopped dead.

“You're wearing a bikini?”

“Yeah?”

They exchanged a horrified look.

“Don't you now the rules?”

“What rules?”

They pointed toward a sign at the edge of the beach.

“NO BIKINIS.”

The third woman looked at the sign.

“There's no rule against bikinis.”

“That's because it's an unwritten rule.”

“What?”

“On this beach, nude swimming isn't optional.”

“You guys made this rule up, didn't you?”

Before she could argue further, the two women pounced on her.

“HEY!”

“Remove the illegal swimwear!”

“Resistance is futile!”

A chaotic wrestling match erupted. There was screaming, laughing, shrieking and a great deal of sand getting EVERYWHERE.

“Let go of me!”

“We're just trying to help you comply with beach regulations!”