Identity Crisis

Suddenly you feel kind of lightheaded. A wave of images of what just happened fills your mind, but they feel kind of strange like you're not sure if it happened. Then you're opening your eyes, you see yourself... Only it's not a mirror image.

"Whoa... Cool!" Both of you say almost at the same time. "It worked- I turned you into ME!"

Wait a second, you both said THAT too at the same time. Braking ranks for the first time since the wave of lightheadedness you ask: "Wait a second... YOU turn ME into YOU?"

"Yeah, remember?" the other "You" laughs. "You were getting all panicked and almost screaming. Haha... You were funny acting like that during the transformation."

Wait, what? Did you transform? Does that mean you are your GIRLFRIEND? Wasn't the OTHER "you" just her a second ago... You can't remember. "But I'm the original... 'me'... aren't I?" You kind of poke your stomach... Was it always yours?

"Sure thing, Babe... Just keep telling yourself that." the other 'you' slap you on the butt... the same way you always would slap her when you were joking around. This is so confusing.