Ideas Dept

I've always been pretty good with ideas... particularly when it comes to all things sexual. Heck, I'm the only kid who, in the fourth grade, triggered a parent/teacher conference when I turned in a creative writing assingment that chronicled the exploits of Captain Cumshot and his sidekick, Wet Wipe. Maybe my ideas could finally be put to a use in a place other than the darkness of my bedroom.

The Ideas Department is headed by Slappy Halliday, an overweight, nerdish-looking guy of about 30. I would say that he's just the kind of loser who sits around thinking up perverted things, until I realize that pretty much describes ME, too.

Slappy tells me there are two meetings going on right now, trying to firm up a plot for a couple of new productions. One is tentatively called "Wet Dream on Elm Street." It has a horror element, mixed in with an after-prom setting. The next is called "Prowling Cougars." It involves a trio of MILFs, spending their vacation seeing how many times they can get laid.

I am invited to sit in on either one, or I can explore some more.