Iced tea and a salad

"Alright, I'll have that out in a Jif." He smiles at you and takes the menus.

"A salad? What are you a rabbit? And a cold drink? Its April?"

"I eat enough meat dad, don't worry and so what if its april? people drink hot coffee during the summer?"

"Ugh, I'll never understand your generation." Your father begins going on a diatribe about how his generation is better than yours and you just zone out. All you can think about is that hot waiter. As he passes by...