I wish I didn't have to.

Unbelievable. He was so smug. And he was going to make me ask for it. I hated to admit it, but if I wanted him to give me a handicap, I had to do what he said.

“I’m fucked and I need your help,” I said.

He waited with a pregnant pause and I stared at him cluelessly. Seriously? He wanted me to say please, too? Asshole.

“I’m fucked and I need your help, please,” I said.

Josh grinned and said, “I’m glad you asked, Jennifer. I’ll tell you what. If you strip naked right now and do a twirl, I’ll play with only one stock to your five.”