I wiggle out and counter

Perhaps overconfident in your early lead, you take this moment to flex and pose for the crowd while sitting on my thighs, your red bulge incredibly close to to mine, contrasting birghtly as you soak in the crowds cheers. Taking just a moment too long to bask in the moment costs you however, as I manage to press down on both of your thighs and shoot my body out from under you, scrambling up to my feet with extreme agility. You try to jump up to your feet in response, but I already launch my counter-attack with a cute sounding karate "Hi-yah!"; My right leg is already flying towards the side of your head.