I want to shove something up her perfect little ass

Why did I type that?! Am I that mad that I'm talking to spam message bots now?

But boy did it feel good.

Bzz. "That can be arranged. -- Justice" And then a link.

Now I'm curious. Who am I talking to? Against my better judgement (I know what they say - "never tap the link") I tap the link. My screen flickers and a new app is there. "Hannah"

What the hell?! Can they listen? Was this a prank? Was this Hannah? What's in the app?

It's a faint outline of a woman, some text, and an on/off switch. I look closer at the text "shove something up her perfect little ass" and of course I turn it on. What a weird app. I quit it and got back to picking up bits of salad and stripping her bed sheets for the second time today.