I want to be rich

"I want to be rich!" You say.

Di pipes in. "And, I want to be more attractive with bigger breasts."

"Very well ladies." He waves his hand and a scroll simply appears.

"Wow, cool. How did you do that mirrors?"

"Ah, as they say, a magician never reveals his secrets." He waved his hand again and an old style quill pen appears. "If each of you would kindly sign, wealth, beauty, and a perfect fling."

You and your friends each sign. You notice the pen writes in a deep burgundy color.

"Done! Sara, if you would be so kind as to follow me ."

You don't feel any richer, Di doesn't look any hotter. Sara follows him into another room.

You turn to Di. "Really realistic, but I suppose asking a haunted house actor to make you rich is bound to be a bust."

Di laughs.

Moments later Sara comes out a little disheveled and with a big grin. Lucifer follows.

Sara looks at you. "Thanks for waiting you guys."

"You were only in there for like five minutes Sara."

"Five minutes! I was in there for almost two hours."

Both you and Di look skeptical. "Sure."

You look over at old scratch. "Been fun." And then turn to your friends. "Where to next?"