I want her , thinking I'm her last hope for survival

I get it; why even try to win her over when you can make her beg to be near you. It’s just clever and devious enough to make me think Jinx will be a good match for you.

Before we deliver her to you we’ll alter her memories of the last few days and weeks to make her feel more **** then normal and install a device we like to call an ‘input filter’ into her neural net. Her personality will remain the same of course but she’ll perceive her surroundings a little differently. In this case, she’ll think the weather outside is unimaginably cold instead of however it really is.

If at any point you wish to deactivate the input filter so that she perceives things uninhibited, simply say the command phrase “electric salad dressing.”

You should receive your package within the next 72 hours.

Enjoy.