I tell Shannon I actually came here to give her tips in romance (Pink Trigger)

"I'm sorry for all of that hullabaloo, but the truth is, I came here to give you romance tips before the proposal. I'm a demon of love, you see. A much **** one than that witch you've heard of."

Shannon appeared shocked... but not disbelieving. Excellent. She must be the superstitious type that believes angels and demons really do influence the whims of love. Though, about half of the Witch Hunters out there would probably agree with that sentiment. We are a very superstitious lot ourselves.

"But... George-sama said you don't know much about love..."

Forget that line, dammit! Ahem. No, no, I assured Shannon. I am a demon of love, here to make sure that her union with her beloved George is a most blessed one. A man like George is so suave... he's matured into a fine gentleman. You can tell he's studied the art of love. Have you, Shannon?

"W-Well... I've read a lot of novels..."

So have I, Shannon. So have I.

But the real world isn't like novels, Shannon! It's a harsh place. Romance can die if one partner or another can't fulfill the "marital contract" between the two of them.

"What should I do, Mister Hip?"

Well, I'm glad you asked, young Shannon.