I respond: "Yes really! Shall I show you? What shall I do to demonstrate?"

I decide that since putting my trust in my loving, caring partner has been such an incredible experience for me, I'm going to take the game up a notch and trust a complete stranger in the same way.

"Whatever you want, I'm up for it" I again hear myself telling someone who as a result suddenly has the power to get me arrested.

"You're conducting other interviews like this one?" she asks.

"I am, yes", I respond, with mounting apprehension.

"Well for starters, then" she continues, a look of delight, lust and power coming over her face, "I think you need to be a test subject, as well as the researcher. I want you to wander around the waiting room, and ask each person individually whether they would be comfortable with you masturbating while you wait. No other explanation or justification allowed. IF every one of them says yes (and you'd better make sure its enthusiastic consent, else you might end up getting charged with sexual ****), then you're going to go up to the front of the room, get completely naked, and *perform* for them. If your wanking show is sexy enough to make me and everyone else in the room cum within 10 minutes, that'll do. If not I'm going to need to you go around again and apologise for your inadequate sex show and offer to help everyone finish their orgasm, or cum a second time.

My phone notification chimes with yet another instruction from Buxom: "If there's anyone who doesn't consent to your masturbation show, you're going to find yourself with a significantly more difficult request, so I'd put all your most charming, sexy and seductive skills on display if I were you."