I play the game. I'll try inviting him out for a smoke...

Shit... It's not easy to play this game. My hands are still covered in gooey syrup, actually. But I'll press START and see what the game is like...

Huh... You know what? This is a bit like modern galges. It's hard to believe they made it all the way back on the Super Lamdacon.

Oh! That one worked better than I thought. My character can't confess just yet, but I can tell that he made a good impression on Okonogi-san. You can tell that the president appreciates the overtime that I- I-I mean, he, that my character put in.

Hm, Okonogi likes ramen too? I'll invite him out for lunch tomorrow.

To think that a busy guy like Okonogi has time to take lunch with a rookie! Or... or maybe he values me more than that?

Lunch went well! I felt our hands touch when he went for his chopsticks! Oh! He didn't look offended, did he? That guy actually rubbed his cheek with his finger and looked a little embarrassed.

I can't see my points, but I know I'm doing well! I should be at the kissing scene any time now!

Ah! To think, Okonogi-san and I would do that in his office! Scandalous! I wonder how many more scenes are in this game?

What...? Wait?

Game over?

Why? Why was there a spike pit, Lamdadelta? Why was there a spike pit in Silver Wolf Hunting?! There hadn't been any platforming up to this point?! So why is there a spike piiiiiiit?!

"Geez, you really are part of the gamer generation, huh? You guys think developers will change everything if you complain loud enough and whine like little babies. Just reload and try it again, dummy."

I played Silver Wolf Hunting, over and over, again and again, until my fingers shook. I was getting physically ill and weeping. At some point in my several day long straight play session, I died before finishing the game.

Ah... Sorry Okonogi-san.