I mean, come on.

Beth reached forward with a big, goofy grin. She took the other woman's breasts and began to softly massage them. They felt so nice, so soft and warm...

She was staring at them and hearing some voices behind her. It was her friends.

"...about it. I mean, she wants everybody to be happy, right?" Marcus was saying.

Beth did. "I want everybody to be happy!" she slurred. She was so high, and she was touching her new friend (Chloe?)'s tits. Or boobs. Whatever, she didn't know what to call 'em but they were really nice.

"...what do you mean, can't?" the cashier asked above her head. Beth had forgotten about her, she was so entranced by her boobs.

"Could you punch me right now?" asked Marcus. Beth laughed really hard, so hard she let go of the boobs. Why would he want her to punch him? She looked up and they were both smiling at her, glad she was laughing. They were really good friends.

"Wait, so I want everybody to be happy," James was saying. His jawline was so hot. "That means- I can't hurt anyone?"

Beth nodded. "I don't want anybody to hurt each other." She was getting sleepy. "Can one of y'all get me a coffee or something? I'm feeling kinda sleepy."

There was a coffee in her hand and she looked up and Kat was handing it to her and smiling. She smiled back. "Here you go. Shit, we really doped you into a simpleton, didn't we?"

Beth nodded. They really had. "I'm feeling really good, though. Thanks for the coffee."

Kat stood up and spoke to the group. "So let's do everything we can to make her happy. And each other happy. And everybody happy."

Beth was staring at Chloe's tits again. Chloe was blushing a little but she thrust her chest out even more Beth to leer at. "God, I can't believe I'm sitting here topless at work. I could get fired or even sued for this."

Kat grinned. "All we'd need to do is get Beth here to shake a few hands and we'd be free. Think about it guys, we're talking about everybody, right? They need to all be happy." She turned to Beth, who was once again slowly fondling the other lady. Suddenly there was a lit joint in her hand and her drink was empty. She took a long drag and coughed.

"Let's make everybody happy."