I masturbate to you

You take a deep breath and say, "I masturbate to you,"

"That is unexp... wait did you say you masturbate to me?"

You shrug. "I did,"

"That's like... a sexual harassment!" Samantha said, slightly outraged.

"I'm just answering the question. Besides, you let me touch your breasts just now,"

"Oh yea... I did," Samantha rubbed her chin. "So how was it?"

"Sorry?"

"Smaller than what you masturbate to, right?"

"No, actually it's spot on."

"Wow, okay... So, how did you imagine it to be?"

You're about to open your mouth when you realize that things have the potential to go out of hand if you tell her as it could be construed as a sexual harassment. On the other hand, telling her what you did to her in your fantasy is hot as heck and cathartic. There's also the fact that it supposed to be your turn to ask her a question.