I know how to shred!

I rip the guitar out of Jerome's hands and start shredding. I go on to replace Jerome and lead the band on to perform several local concerts. We never make it big, but I made Rose proud. Still, she never dates me. She kept Jerome around as her fuck buddy because even though he was a complete loser, she loved him for his huge dick, not his guitar playing skills. And my talent and leadership meant nothing since I still had an inferior cock. So in the end, I still failed.