I head upstairs

"Just be quick about kids, your mom could come in here at any time. I'm going to head upstairs and run interference."

"Don't worry Dad I'll be quick." Hunter smiled.

I hear Kate say, "Not too quick I hope," as I head up the stairs.

I clean within site of the basement door just to be sure my wife doesn't stumble upon something shocking. A little while later Megan heads down the stairs.

"Have you seen the twins?"

"Yeah, they're still in the basement." In post-coital bliss. "I checked on their progress. I'm sure they'll be up in a minute," I try to stall her.

Just then Kate and Hudson come out of the basement both looking happy and rosy cheeked.

"There you guys are, is the basement all clean?"

They look at each other then say, "Yes Mom all clean!" They say in unison.

"Ok, I'm just gonna take a look for myself."

They nervously look at each other as their mother heads towards the basement door. Luckily for them Becka and Josh walk through the front door with armloads of ****, followed shortly by the group from the grocery store. Meg turns to talk to them forgetting about the basement, which must reek of sex.

Now that everyone else is back at the house it's time to start dinner.

I could help out in the kitchen with the ladies or grill out back by the pool with Josh.