I go back to my seat, but not avoid more humiliation

I held both hands over my backside, then remembering the broken zip I held one hand over that instead, and shuffled awkwardly back to my seat. Around me people were laughing and taking photos. I had a feeling I was going to be on Twitter and Facebook by the end of the day. I took my seat next to Naomi.

"Quite a show." she smiled. "Remember to light the lights and play the music next time."

"Yes, because Muppets." I sighed. "I can't believe this." I twisted in my chair to get a view of how bad the rip was, when I felt a draft down my front. I turned forwards again and looked down- the buttons had begun to pop from my shirt, exposing my bare torso. "Oh, not this as well!"

"Maybe you need to get bigger clothes." Naomi laughed.

"Yeah, maybe." I admitted.