I escape!

After what feels like an eternity of shame with your spandex clad bulge rubbing on my face, I manage to grip your left wrist, and raise my right knee to plant my foot. Putting all all my strength into a sudden burst, I shove off with my foot and pull down on your right arm, rolling you off of me and onto the mat. A boyish grunt accompanies the movement, and I continuing rolling with the momentum to quickly jump back onto my feet with arms raised in a poor imitation of a boxing stance. My cheeks still burning bright red and breathing heavy, I channel some of the humiliation into anger, and with a cute sounding karate "Hi-yah!", I launch a sidekick towards your head just as you're coming up to your knees.