I do a bit of research

Yesterday was my swim practice where I’d gotten a good look as all the boys. The trend clearly was for smaller white penises and larger black cocks. I can’t wait to tell Mr. Smith about what I saw I told myself. The next two days were the weekend, so I didn’t get a chance to go over to Mr. Smith’s house. I did, however, get the change to brew in my excitement. I couldn’t get black cocks off my brain, so I went online and did a Google search. I asked Google “are all black cocks bigger than white penises”.

To my surprise, Google said “yes”. Well, not really, but that’s what it felt like. I found news stories and scientific papers comparing black and white men. Everything I found told me black men had larger cocks than white men.

That’s when I found it. A research paper by “Dr. Smith” looking at black and white penis size. I clicked the link and to my surprise I found a picture of my neighbor, Mr. Smith, along with a biography.

Doctor Smith is a historian, sociologist, and widely published author in the field of sexual health and related studies. The bulk of his research has focussed on confirming widely held beliefs about the black male phallus, and debunking common wisdom about the supposed white male phallus. Doctor Smith has conducted pioneering research on female sexual health and pleasure, with a particular focus on white women. His areas of publication also include research into the social origins of being “gay” with regard to white men. A list of Doctor Smith’s research papers and books can be found below, along with recordings of select lectures.

I read through the links until I got to one for a lecture about evolution and penis size. I clicked it and was taken to a YouTube video. I watched intently as Mr. Smith in all his beautiful, black glory stood at a podium with a presentation behind him.

As you can see, the fossil evidence clearly shows shows human kind evolving first in Africa, then moving out on to other continents. Now I am going to add data about penis size by country, and please note for the rest of this presentation I will be referring to black and African penises as cocks. The data behind me will indicate why. There is a clear size different between Africa and the other continents. I’d like to focus particularly on Europe and Africa for now. When compared to Europe, Africa is a plentiful and warm continent, with ideal conditions for human life. Europe on the other hand is cold, and in many locations farming can be difficult. These environmental factors led to a devolution of sorts in Europe, while the human males who remained in Africa continued to be strong and virile. We can see this is modern data, such as the difference in birthrates between white, devolved Europeans and the stronger races found in Africa. Across the board we see higher birthrates and a greater degree of sexual activity in African populations than European populations. Other measurements, such as average hight further support this. Africans are simply tall, stronger, and more sexual than whites… I mean Europeans.

I continued listening to and reading Mr. Smith’s research for the rest of the weekend.

On Sunday night I fell asleep looking forward to seeing Mr. Smith again.