I can't believe it!

"Wow Lauren," Vanessa shook her head incredulously. "Shaking up with Dennis? Dennis the micropenis! I can't believe it!"

"Th... that's not true!" Lauren sputtered.

"Oh come on! I caught you lounging naked with your boy toy!" Vanessa pointed out. "I bet you're not even hurt! You were probably just playing doctor..."

To prove her point Vanessa poked Lauren's elevated ankle. Lauren's eyes bugged out as she cried in pain.

"Oh." Vanessa blinked. "I guess you did get hurt. Slipped in the shower, wasn't it? What sort of rough play were you two up to in there?"

"Nothing!" Lauren mewled. "Just go!"

"Oh come on!" Vanessa said. "I'm not going to ruin your sexy time, I promise! In fact, I might be able to help you out..."