I am a Genuis!

"Sure. Of course I am. Totally a genuis. What, uh, what's my genuis idea?" Buffy asked confused by Willows sudden excitement.

"Harmony." Willow giggled. "She's perfect."

"She's a vampire." Buffy pointed out.

"Details, deatails." Willow waved her off.

"Okay, what makes her perfect for your plans?" Buffy asked.

"A blonde bimbo who loves cock. Harmony." Willow weighed her hands like they were scales.

"Yeah. Annnd?" Buffy prodded Willow's arm with her finger.

"What says 'I am sorry I screwed up your life', like two hot chicks addicted to your big dick? And willing to film fucking you so you never have to work a real day in your life." Willow threw her arms wide like she was presenting the idea.

Buffy blinked, "wait,wait, wait a minute. You want to put Xander and Harmony together? Like... in a relationship? Xander. Harmony?"

Willow pursed her lips, "Good point." She hissed out air between her teeth. "But... I mean... he actually managed to make Cordelia a real person. And that was without the aid of his big dick causing mind shattering orgasms. Imagine what he could do for Harmony when he's got his cock buried in her cunt."

"Hey, Cordelia wasn't that bad. She was just... Cordelia." Buffy gave Willow a small shove.

"Okay, okay." Giggling as she recovered her balance, Willow slapped back at Buffy's arm. "I mainly mean if Xander is going to do biggest dick in the world porn he's going to need more women to screw than just Faith. So why not give him Harmony, a big titty blonde for variety. "

Buffy nodded her head, "Okay. I can see that. That makes sense." She poked Willow with a finger, "But again, vampire."

Willow blew a raspberry. "Please. I can fix that. Easy peasy."

"Yeah? How?" Buffy challenged.

"Lets see, she died at graduation... so... __Harmony missed graduation because she was ****. Sleeping off the night before. Harmony spent the night before graduation celebrating graduating by getting fucked by ten big black cocks running a train on her ass til 4 in the morning." __Willow riffed off the top of her head.

Willow sent Buffy a challenging look.

Buffy just stared back, "And? We all know Harmony dodged a bullet at graduation because she's a cock whore and got fucked ****. So what? What does that mean for Xander?"

Willow smiled as reality once again bent to her will. Her magic screw up was becoming a god send. It caused some problems, true, but she was smart enough to fix them fast.

"Nothing. Just pointing out _Harmony is obsessed with big dicks. And Xander has the biggest dick. So Harmony is obsessed with Xande_r."

"True." Buffy raked her hands thru her hair, "She's been locked on Xander ever since Cordy told her why they broke up. I still dont know if that was Cordy trying to soften the break up for Xander or being petty and spiteful by sicking Harmony on him."

Willow snorted. "Both."

Buffy laughed, "Probably."

"I just need to tweak it a bit." Willow mused. "Optics, y'know. Got to make Xander's porn stand out."

"The worlds biggest dick is not enough for our hypothetical porn?" Buffy asked.

"Sure. But I want it to be..." Willow gestured as she searched for the word.

"The way You want it?" Buffy shook her head.

"Perfect. I was going to say perfect." Willow sniffed.

"And what makes your way perfect?" Buffy asked.

"I need visual contrasts. I need things to be exciting on a subliminal level. Things you see but not really think about. Things that make you watch it again and again. Kinks you dont know you have."

"Like?" Buffy asked.

"_Harmony is short. Really short. Harmony is four feet eleven inches tall. She weighs a hundred lbs at most. Shes a... a... a Shortstack! She's got a fat butt and 46 D cups. And an all over golden tan because she's now a Nudist. Curly blonde hair down to her fat ass." _Willow crowed. "Where as Faith is almost six feet tall. She has straight black hair in a pixie cut, pale white skin and toned athletic muscles. Oh! And an gothic tattoo of the letter X thats two inches tall on her mons instead of pubic hair."

"Right. But thats just Harmony and Faith. That's just what they look like. What makes that kinky?"

Willow would never get tired of being the only one who knew when she changed the world.

"Trust me Buffy, kinks are invloved. I spend more time on the internet then you. Spinners and Muscle Mommies are a thing." Willow looked at her blonde friend with authority.

"Do I want to know?" Buffy asked.

Willow weeble wobbled a hand.

"And this will help Xander and say 'we're sorry for screwing up your life?'" Buffy checked.