I Wish

“As much as I’d love to fuck you, my heart couldn’t take it on account of a bum ticker.” He sighed.

“That’s bad. Why don’t you watch the game to take your mind off things. Dallas might not be playing but,…is it even football season?” She tried to comfort him.

“That’s okay young lady. It’s just one of those times that I wish that all my health problems would go away.”

“Okay master. Wish granted.”

“What w…God damnit! I forgot.” He hollered.

A silver pen like thing appeared on the table.

“What’s this?” Greg asked.

“An injection of nanites from the future.” Fanny replied. “To make your health problems go away.

“Okay. But, why couldn’t you use your magic to just fix me?”

“Two reasons. One, you were not that specific with your wish and I wanted to see what would happen if I pulled nice medical fix from somewhere. And two, your karma allowed for a more long lasting solution. A future cure was unexpected.” She answered. “Being of positive karma allows for positive side effects and you are just above the line.”

“So theoretically if I wished for a million dollars, what would happen?”

“I would manifest a million dollars on the table. The bills would be taken from those with really negative karma and from far away, like cities away, so no criminals with missing money would make a connection.”

“Nice. And if I had average or negative karma?” Great asked.

“Same thing, but with criminals from the same city. And if you had negative karma, the bills would come from a bank and be marked as stolen.”

“Then I’m glad I have positive karma. Now how do I use this?” He said picking up the injection pen.

“Easy, just stick it with the end on an arm, leg, or your neck, the click the end like a pen. It’s quite painless.”

He did as she told him and stuck his leg. There was a sharp pressure, but no pain.

“There you go. The nanites will work on you and heal any heart condition or cholesterol problems. They will also fix any nerves, increase synaptic activity, take care of any obesity issues, and other stuff you probably won’t understand.”

“So I can fuck you without any problems.”

“Sure, just give it a day or so and you will be fine.”

“Then I’ll just turn on the television. But maybe you can change into something more…concealing for now.”

“Fine.” She sighed like a normal teenager and snapped her fingers.