Not Really Much Of A Writer.

“I have never been much of a writer.” I shrugged.

“I am not asking you to write Shakespeare. Just write about what you know.” She smiled and touched my arm in a slightly flirty manor.

I headed for my next class which was advanced chemistry or as my friends back home would call it. “ Introduction to cooking methamphetamine 101.” I missed those idiots I thought. I meet the teacher. Ms. Cook who got me a text book and assigned me to a table at the front of my class. A couple of the girls I recognized from my last class though their where a few new girls I hadn't seen yet.

Unfortunately I didn't have Donna here to give me the details. I suddenly realized that the one thing I didn't have to worry about was hitting on any of them since if they did have a boyfriend I never had to see them. So no fights because I talked to the wrong girl.

“Um Hello.” The shy dark haired girl said as she came up to my table.

“Hi. Bethany right.” I smiled and held out my hand and shook hers.

“Beth actually. I um, your in my seat.” Beth said.

“Oh right sorry. The teacher said for me to sit here.” I said as I got up.

“I guess that means you are my new partner.” She gave me a face. “What can you tell me about Dihydrogen Monoxide?” She said. I knew she was testing me. She was no doubt smart. Smart enough that she didn't want a dumb partner who would have to cheat off of her to pass the class.

“Its very serious stuff. A nearly colorless, odorless, tasteless compound that it has can cause severe tissue damage in it's solid state and burns in its gaseous state though is most abundantly found in its liquid state. It can cause respiration problems and even **** if accidentally inhaled though it can be found in almost everything we drink.” I said with a smile.

“You could have just said it by it's everyday name.” She smiled as she put her book bag on the table and sat down. She had a cute smile.

“What is the fun in that. This mean I pass?” I smiled as I took the other seat.

“Yes, I usually always get put with people who are...” She gave a little smirk as she tried to think of the word she was looking for.

“You end up doing all of the work?” I nodded. I had a few friends like that who where always asking me to copy my homework. Or had should I say. Boy where they boned now without me.”

“Usually.” She replied. “So you just move here?”

“Yeah. My mom's job.” I shrugged.

“I know how that goes. I am an army brat.” She nodded. Suddenly I pictured her dad as some crazy drill sergeant for some reason. She was cute but I wasn't sure if she was worth me doing a duck and cover as I ran for my life.

You get the picture right. Next class. Meet someone else, rinse repeat. It wasn't until lunch that things got interesting. First the lunch room had two different menu's to pick from and it didn't taste like, well I am sure you know how school lunch taste. They even had a soda machine. I found a seat alone since I didn't really know where I fit in plus I wasn't one for the whole talk and chew thing. I didn't think this place could get any better. Unfortunately I was right in a way.

“Hey pal.” A voice said behind me. “The name is Chase.” A tall thin guy said as he came up beside me.

“How you doing?” I said and shook his hand.

“Good. You a senior?” Chase asked as he sat down casually with his back against the table.

“Yep.” I nodded.

“So are me and Dean here.” He pointed over at a guy who had just appeared out of then air behind me.

“Nice to meet you.” Dean said. Something didn't sit right with me about him. It was probably his grin. That kind of grin that said something was up but I didn't know what was so funny.

“Beat it jerk offs.” Donna said as she came up and sat across from me..

“Donna, you really need someone to give you a good fucking.” Dean said. For some reason I wanted to get up and punch him.

“Your mom did last night.” Donna said with a little shrug as she opened her drink and took a sip. “Twice. Well actually I was the one doing the fucking. I had to use a really big strap-on to since she was so loose after pushing your big ass hollow head out.” I just about busted out laughing.

“You are a real bitch you know that.” Chase said stopping Dean.

“No but your mom was my bitch last week.” Donna said. I was really starting to like this girl. She had a pair of balls on her, figuratively speaking.

“Lets go.” Chase said.

“What no come back?” Donna said as they headed off. “I hate those fuckers.”

“Really. I wasn't really sure if you three where arguing or flirting.” I smiled at her.

“Fuck you John.” She flipped me off but gave a sly smile.

“Any time any place Donna.” I said and she shook her head at me as I raised my glass, Well soda can but you get the picture. I took a drink. For the record I wished I hadn't but that is the problem with life lessons. You can't learn from them until after you have done something completely stupid.

“Hey John.” A girl said as she walked by. I hadn't meet her yet. She was in my chemistry class I think. I was sure half of the school knew me by now.

“You are very popular today.” Donna smiled.

“Give it a week and it will pass.” I said. I hoped not to much but I didn't want to be the center of attention. “Miss. Reed asked me to write a story and read it in front of the class.”

“Just do what I do, put a few minor curse words in there or something that can't be said in front of the class.” Donna grinned. It sounded like her. “I usually have all my characters be bastards or something. It's not technically a curse word but she wouldn't want me saying it in front of the class.”

“Could always just write something erotic, I saw a book she has in her desk.” I laughed.

“Yeah, she might like that actually. If you write any girl on girl stuff send it my way.” Donna shrugged.

“So Cinderella punishing her two evil step sisters in the dungeon after she becomes a princess.” I teased and she nodded taking a bite out of her pizza. Suddenly I started getting a hard on for no real reason or so I thought. Don't get me wrong Donna is pretty hot and a lesbian which come on. Ever guy always wanted the girl they couldn't get but talking about smut with her wasn't enough to give me an erection. I ate pretty quickly waiting for it to go away but it only got worst.

“Can you tell me where the bathroom is?” I asked finally as I grabbed my back pack.

“Yeah, right down the hall on the left.” Donna pointed.

“Thanks.” I said excusing myself as I picked up my tray and headed toward the trash can or would have but I didn't get more then two steps before someone yanked down my pants. Really should have worn a belt I thought. So their I was in the middle of the cafeteria holding a tray with my cock out for the whole school to see. All nine and a half thick throbbing inches of full on erection in front of a cafeteria full of girls to see. Well half of them anyways. Others would be talking about my ass. The only thing that could make the moment any worst was the fact that I saw a bright flash as someone took a picture. I think it is still on the internet to this day.