I Guess

I guess it's more comfortable than standing around all night, just a little weird. Thank god no one knows me though, this would be so embarrassing.

"Here pretty boy, lets take a picture" says my seat as he whips out his phone and snaps a pic, forever immortalising this strange moment in my life.

"Yeh baby, look at how pretty you look on my lap. So small. So cute."

I wish he would stop with the flirting now, it's getting really weird. Maybe I should say something.