I Do Not Own A Penis

{if@
game != true}

Press Start Game!
(If you’re seeing this message it’s because you haven’t started the game yet - please use the game menu on the right)

{else
}
If you do not own a penis then you will need to establish a way to get access to a regular supply of fresh cum. You may need to get creative, but in general very few penis-owners don't get sucked off as much as they would like - so it's a case of doing the numbers until you strike gold (or rather white).

{endif}