I'm serious. There's a bulldog or something.

CONTENT WARNING: THE FETISHES I LISTED IN MY BRANCH TITLE COME INTO PLAY.
There is only one thing stopping me from having as much erotic pleasure with my girls as I want. And that's how fucking many of them there are. The descision of which to pick and when is paralyzing. I think I have an idea for a system, however. Let's say I spend 14 hours of my day awake and doing erotic things, and the other 10 are used for sleeping and stuff. That would give me almost exactly enough time to spend 2 hours with each of my harem members one on one, as well as every night sleeping with several. One thing I need to consider when it comes to my nighttime activities is how many girls I want to sleep with every night. I landed on 3; one for each side and one on top. And then I hear the doorbell ring.

There was one last thing before I opened the door, and that is what would my perfect versions of these characters be like. Well, for one, the age. I would prefer them mostly ages 18-22, with maybe a few being in their late 20s. What about how they get along with each other? I would prefer if there was a lot of conflict and drama, but not so constantly that it is distracted from what was important, my needs being filled. Finally, how the girls would feel about this situation. I want the girls, at least initially, to despise me and what I do to them, yet due to my power find themselves unable to resist. (SIDE NOTE: FOR THE MK GIRLS WITH WEIRD MOUTHS, HERE IS THE VERSION THEY ARE FOR ME)

I finally opened the door, and 50 sexy girls, all tied in various embarassing positions to each other, stumbled inside. Immediatly, I sent us all to my pocket dimension, and using my powers, formed a sprawling mansion grounds around us. Now there is just a heap of 50 extremly angry, sexy, naked girls in my ginormous living room. A dream come true.

Now, about deciding which to use first, how about a random name generator. Now if only there was some sort digital name wheel that let you remove someone from the list after they were randomly picked. Oh wait! Now there is! A huge thanks to the sponsor of this CHYOA post, wheelofnames.com. Wheel of Names has been a huge help for me in writing varios stories, and with CODE: THISISAJOKE11, you can get 50% off a premium wheel subscription. Now, back to your regularly scheduled erotica.

The wheel has decided that my first victim will be Tuareninya Veyron from Overlord. I am pretty happy about this because she is a literal maid, and that's hot as fuck. Look at her poor face, so innocent; she deserves something especially devious. First, I have her make me a piece of toast with nothing on it. She is suprised at how mundane this task is. At least, that is, until I whip out my cock and cum all over the toast, drenching it like a 4 year old douses their pancakes in maple syrup. "Let's put your skills to the test, maid bitch. Clean off my plate of this piece of toast in the next 100 seconds or I'll have you clean a spike pit with your forehead." She rapidly shoves the whole thing down her mouth, almost crying at how much she hates the taste of my cum. After much effort, she manages to swallow it down whole.
"Only 22 seconds, impressive".
She responds: "Are you satisfied with my skill, master?".
"Not yet I'm not. Let's move on to the real test." I lead her up a set of stairs and past several locked doors before reaching a room marked "Harem Bathroom". At first glance, it looks like a modified version of a run of the mill public bathroom. No sinks, no stall dividers, just a bunch of fancy-ish toilets in a room. "All you must do is clean this bathroom."
"Oh, that seems easy enough, it's pretty much already clean"
I think to myself how foolish she is. "If you say so!". I walk out of the room, and cast a magical barrier over the doorway. This barrier does not allow messiness of any kind to get through. Then I snap my fingers, and suddenly the bathroom looks like it's been used without cleaning for a dozen years. Shit is splattered across every wall. Large piles of poop appear out of thin air.
"Oh, I see now. Where are my supplies?"
"Supplies?" I chuckle to myself. "Your toungue should sufice. Don't worry about infection or how eating this much would cause you to gain weight, after all, I have the power of porn physics on my side!". I think to myself whether this is too much for a simple test of my powers. Nah. In fact.... "To spice things up even more, I'm going to summon 50 tentacles attatched semi-randomly to the walls and floor so that I have something entertaining to watch. Once you're done, just walk out this door here, and it should leave all of the shit inside the bathroom."
"Wh-why would you do that?"
"Because I enjoy seeing you suffer."
I sit back, relax, and enjoy watching my own personal maid girl desperatly run from corner to corner, pathetically trying to lap up piles of shit off the ground before being yanked into the air by tentacles where her holes are filled, her tits are fondled, and her ass is smacked, only for her to struggle furiously and wriggle out, starting the process all over again. This is the life.