I'm a cop

"Very good Alan," he continues "now tell me a little something about yourself, what was your job for example?"

"I, I'm a cop." You say memories of walking a city beat flooding back to you "Been on the **** a couple of years. Protect and serve, that's all I ever wanted to do."

The man's weathered face splits into a triumphant grin.

"Excellent, outstanding, better than I could have hoped for," he exults his clinical detachment slipping "You are making excellent progress Alan I just have one more question for you. Now think carefully before you answer and tell me...."