I'll do it myself

I sit back and think for a moment. Unless I'm willing to blow through some stop signs, and maybe even some red lights, I'm not going to get there in time. Hell, even if I did, they'd probably tell me I'll have to come back tomorrow to pick it up. I sigh. Guess I'm just going to have to figure this out myself.

I look at my computer's task manager again. One of these has got to be the virus. Wait. That one. It wasn't there when I looked last time. PMB.exe. Sure is using a lot of memory. I go to look it up on google and groan. Right. If that's the virus, it's what's keeping me from connecting to things online. Grabbing my phone, I do a search for PMB. I find a single tech article about a new computer virus that's making the rounds. Something called PornMasterBates. Apparently it's been showing up on free porn sites. The virus fucks with your internet connection and mines for some cryptocurrency called... CumCoins. For the Sperm Bank. Jesus, what is wrong with people? Reading through the article, it seems like the way to deal with it is to end the task, dig into your windows folder and delete PMB.exe, and then reset the computer. Seems easy enough. I grin, good thing I didn't waste my time and money taking my computer into the shop!

I follow the instructions and reset my computer. "I sure hope this works..."

I log into Windows and immediately my speakers start playing the sounds of noisy sex. "Fuck!!!" I yell. I turn the volume down and stare at my computer desktop. The background is a video of a trans woman getting gangbanged. I look at the article I still have pulled up on my phone. There's no mention of anything like this. "Goddamnit!"

I have no idea what else to do, but it does seem like the part of the virus that messes with everything else is gone. I guess I'm just going to have to deal with this until I can get the computer out to the repair shop.

I sigh loudly and go to turn my computer off. But I don't. Because damn the video on my screen is fucking hot. The way she's arching her back and leaning back into every thrust? Fuuuuuck. I turn the sound back on. The sound of her moans fill the room. The sounds of skin slapping against skin. She sounds euphoric.

I pull out my cock and start stroking, enthralled. This might be the best gangbang video I've even seen. I'm stroking like crazy and I cum quickly. Immediately I'm filled with shame and disgust at myself. My hand is covered in cum, and it's splattered on my sweatpants as well. Damn. I'm going to need to change. I go to stop the video and then remember that I can't. It's still playing, and now she's wiping cum off her body and licking it off her fingers. Hot. But also... gross. Who would want to do that? She does, apparently. She's cooing and moaning about how good it tastes. And me... I'm getting hard again. I reach down to stroke, using my own cum as lube. Damn , I'm going to be a mess.

An hour later I've cum three times and I'm a sticky mess. I can't believe I just did that. My cheeks turn bright red thinking about the fact that I've just gotten off to porn a fucking virus put on my computer. Well. At least it felt good.

But now... I really need a shower.